A lot of people think my dream is to be a famous comedian. It's not.
My dream is to bring an orphan kid to a magic show and in the middle of the show he'd stand up and yell: "If you're so magic bring back my dad!"
"Hey David Blane, why don't you use your powers for something useful like giving me a family?"
"Holding your breath for five minutes isn't magic. It's just a temper tantrum."