I guess it looks sorta like a prairie dog...
I would like to present to you my 3 act play entitled At the A Zoo.
Act 1: The Gorillas
A mother gorilla and her baby are grooming each other. I sit quietly with my back slightly turned so as not to disturb them. A teenage girl and her friend approach.
Loud Teenage Girl: OH MY GOD look at that one’s titties!
Her Friend: I think that’s the daddy.
Loud Teenage girl: Those titties are huge!
The gorillas quietly walk away.
Act 2: The Meerkats
The Meerkats are all out of their burrows; they are digging around, climbing on rocks and generally doing interesting things. I sit quietly watching. A group of people approach the enclosure.
Loud Woman: OH MY GOD! Jackie come look! Look at the prairie dogs! Jackie look LOOK do you see the prairie dogs?
Jackie (a 4 year old girl) is uninterested.
Loud Woman: (picking Jackie out of her stroller) Look! See!
The Meerkats return to their burrows.
Act 3: the Lion
Douche bag guy: (Clapping) Yo! Prrr! Roar! Hey! (A loud whistle)
The Lion continues to sleep.
Epilogue: The Chimps
A Chimp picks up a huge clod of dirt and throws it at a group of ladies. They all shriek.
Ladies: (Ad lib) Why did he do that?