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This month, when I felt the earthquake, for some dumb reason my thought process was as follows: "Hey this is an earthquake. I hope this gets exciting!" Those were my immediate thoughts, even before I got to: "um should I stand in a door or something?"
Then it was over, and for a second I felt disappointed.
What? That doesn't make any sense! Clearly any form of excitement that's earthquake-oriented is a very bad thing! There's never an earthquake that turns out exciting for a happy reason. Like an earthquake that gives everyone a dollar, or explodes skittles from the groud, or the crack itself starts talking in the form of a mouth that says really smart stuff about unsigned bands that you'll like.
Obviously my disappointment was unfounded. If you were disappointed, I suspect yours was too.
Then it was over, and for a second I felt disappointed.
What? That doesn't make any sense! Clearly any form of excitement that's earthquake-oriented is a very bad thing! There's never an earthquake that turns out exciting for a happy reason. Like an earthquake that gives everyone a dollar, or explodes skittles from the groud, or the crack itself starts talking in the form of a mouth that says really smart stuff about unsigned bands that you'll like.
Obviously my disappointment was unfounded. If you were disappointed, I suspect yours was too.
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