After decades of research, scientists this week finally opened that trunk. On first inspection the inside appeared to be filled with junk, but further studies showed the junk to specifically be half drunken milkshakes. Lead scientists are speculating that these hastily discarded milkshakes must certainly be the remnants of the missing tribe of boys. This band of young men was reportedly last seen ‘in the yard’ where the trunk itself was found. In the upcoming weeks we hope to have further information on if it was indeed the milkshakes that brought the boys to the yard and what the scientists plan on doing with all that junk inside that trunk.