Deep in the bowels of Well's Fargo's Pasadena Branch Gartock attempts to obtain a job.
Gartock: Well...I can type faster than a bear.
Carl Peters Branch VP: Right...we don't have many bears in the office...can you give me a number of words per minute on that?
Gartock: I file like an eagle!
Carl: Again...no eagles here.
Later...Gartock tries a different tactic.
Gartock: I swear upon my father's blood to obey this covenant.
Carl: That's great but you still don't have collateral
Gartock: What if you sold the blood to a research lab who needed it for plasma?
Carl: I'm sorry but it wouldn't suffice as collateral for the $14000 you're trying to borrow to open an appliance shop.
Gartock: I've had a difficult time repurposing myself to fit this economy.