Thiz is teh Crizmaz Card! Cealing Cat haz blessed the shit out of us this yeer! Mittenz had hir litter, 8 hole Babiez! and she only 8 three ov them! On top of that Puss has ceezburger! Teh only sad newz I has to report is that Puff-Puff haz teh rabies and haz to be put dwn.