Monday, April 7, 2008

Sad Milk

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This weekend, I saw an orange juice carton which proclaimed: "Now with more calcium than milk!" Does Milk know about this? I though that Milk just was calcium. That's like it's biggest thing!

So I've spent the morning worrying about milk getting fired.
"I"m sorry Milk we're letting you go."
"I'll take a two percent pay cut! I'll work for skim!"
"No Milk. I'm afraid things have gone sour."

Sigh, poor ol Milk.

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