Monday, September 22, 2008

Awesome Kids Jokes I've Been Writing

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Lately, I've been writing a lot of awesome kids jokes. Is it because someday I want to write an awesome joke book for kids, or is it because I want to annoy my girlfriend by constantly badgering her with pun-oriented punchlines. The answer is both! Here are some of her "favorites".

Q: What do German air marshals eat for breakfast?

Q: How can you tell where a pirate's stashed chickens?
A: EGGS marks the spot!

Q: Why do air condition and cooling salesmen feels so popular?
A: They have many FANS!

Q: Where do mollusks resolve their legal disputes?
A: Small CLAMS court!

In the comments, try writing a kids joke of your own, or talk about the jokes you tell that annoy your loved ones!

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